He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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