I'm going to jail i love you
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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