Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
How's work?
Spinning.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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