if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Reggie can tackle my bush.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
tell me about the fingering
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