I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
