Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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