Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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