So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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