Me too!
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's the barista slut.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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