bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
