whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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