How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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