Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
