She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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