Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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