My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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