You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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