he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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