her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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