ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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