I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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