After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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