sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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