Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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