Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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