and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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