Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
