We should be called the Road Head Warriors
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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