I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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