She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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