why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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