i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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