Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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