i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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