i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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