So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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