I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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