She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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