ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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