Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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