So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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