Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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