The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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