I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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