It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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