it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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