Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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