So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
