Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
how drunk are you?
Several
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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