from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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