NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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