As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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