so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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