That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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