this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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