So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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