let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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