Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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